SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship

Struggling to create just the right image to sell that old TV or sofa on Craig’s List? At a loss for words when it comes to selling yourself in a resume or a singles ad? Consider the successful sales techniques employed in the following ad supposedly run in an Atlanta newspaper:

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship. Ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call and ask for Daisy. I'll be waiting.

More than 15,000 men were intrigued enough to call. And found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society … about a Black Labrador Retriever with lovely puppy-dog eyes.

Comment: Sent to me by my wife!