What do Kim Jong and Al Gore have in common?

Kim Jong Il: I'm an Internet Expert

Kim Jong: "I'm an Internet expert too. It's all right to wire the industrial zone only, but there are many problems if other regions of the North are wired,"

Al Gore re the Interent

Al Gore: "During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet."

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